Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.
The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:
"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!
"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!
by madjackal May 2, 2004
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by "Slay's Nanny" November 14, 2017
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v; the inability to gain control in a situation which already has insurmountable odds; so much so that you feel like the outcome of the situation is predestined.
adj; describes a situation which is out of ones grasp
adj; describes a situation which is out of ones grasp
1. Jorge: This is like the 50th time in a row that I lost
John: Don't worry about it dude you got fucking all maddened on that one
2. Bob Dole never had a chance, he faced an all madden situation
John: Don't worry about it dude you got fucking all maddened on that one
2. Bob Dole never had a chance, he faced an all madden situation
by Peter Godios February 19, 2008
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by vanessa.* August 7, 2006
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by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021
Get the Madden mug.A very fat Pittsburgh sports talkshow host who thinks he's the smartest guy in the world but can't even pronounce Heinz Ward properly! He spends most of his overrated show kissing his own ass (which has to take a lot of kissing considering how huge it is) and insulting everyone else every chance he gets! Used to announce for WCW wrestling and claims he is friends with many pro wrestlers. Has done sports nationally as well for ESPN but had a show cancelled shortly after first airing! Needs to take a bath every once in a while and brush his teeth at some point. Also co-hosts a TV show on Sunday nights that is incredibly boring.
Bob: Hey Frank, Did you see Mark Madden on TV the other day?
Frank: Of course I did. He takes up the whole screen and has the biggest, loudest mouth on the planet!
Frank: Of course I did. He takes up the whole screen and has the biggest, loudest mouth on the planet!
by SteelerGuy July 27, 2006
Get the mark madden mug.Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004
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