Michael Jordan 

God!

Michael jordan is a God

Michael Jordan by NycBull3tz April 8, 2009

michael jordan 

An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.

Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?

Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.

Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.

michael jordan by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004

Michael Jordan 

also known as Black Jesus

The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings

Michael Jordan by PairofPants January 16, 2011

Michael Jordan 

The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled

Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.

Michael Jordan by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010

Michael Jordan 

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

Michael Jordan by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019

Michael Jordan 

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

Michael Jordan by Alfrendo May 14, 2021

Michael Jordan 

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

Michael Jordan by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021