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Michael Vey

A kid with electric powers from a machine that malfunctioned in the hospital he was born in. Spends most of his time running from the Elgen Corporation and Dr. C. J. Hatch.
“You, Michael Vey, are a freaking rock star.
by Greekgeek001 April 10, 2019
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Jan Michael Vincent

8 guys but there can only be one jam micheal Vincent in a quadrant at a time
Jan Michael Vincent’s are used up
by BigIanDries August 14, 2018
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Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses
Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.
by Josh May 5, 2005
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Michael Vick

The combination of a good running back and an average quarterback. Also fumbles WAY too much.
Michael Vick is a good runner, but a so-so passer partly because of his subpar recievers.
by Tardy McTard February 4, 2005
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Jan-Michael Vincent

An American actor from the 1970 and 80's who was known for his roles as the rebellious male, but most notably known for his remarkably good looks and chiseled chin.
Did you see last night's episode of Rick and Morty, they totally name-dropped Jan-Michael Vincent?

"This JANNNN-UARARY it's time to Michael down your Vincent's!"
by Yesimawomandumbass February 6, 2018
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michael vick

One of the best running quaterbacks in football history:

get's more rushing yards then most runningbacks

fast as shit and can juke out almost any body
"Yesterday Michal Vick rushed for 147 yards!"
by Andre January 17, 2005
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Michael Vick present

A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.

Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.

That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.

The rest is history.
by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 24, 2010
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