mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

Mpastardaki

If you are one of Alevi's kids, you are a mpastardaki.

U a little kid to me. I kiss u in ur forehead. You are a mpastardaki

by GreekHoeSlayer7 July 8, 2021

Mistaree

A beautiful girl with a unique name and a good smile she will have all the boys and girls drooling over her! She can turn ur heart upside down if u get on her bad side! Overall mistaree is a good person but has a devil side 🥰🤗😈

Oh dang mistaree is so hot 🔥 🥵 😍

by Shadow Babes May 25, 2022

mastardylan

hes a bum trying to trade robux for cars in roblox he's a bum who cant get a job and lives on the street with a cellphone

beware of scammers kids

mastardylan is a hoe

by scammersaregay4555 July 14, 2022