Mecrophiliac 

1. Is the term for someone who has sex with car tail pipes.
2. Sexual attraction to cars mufflers.

"I heard Jim was a Mecrophiliac! Yeah he boned my car the other day"

Mecrophiliac by BlahBlahItsJoshBlahBlah January 11, 2010

Microphilia 

The love of being small. A sexual fetish where arousal comes from being small (usually one inch tall), may or may not include shrinking

person 1: I wanna lick my girlfriend's vagina as an inch tall human
person 2: Good luck satisfying her at that microphilia size

Microphilia by Arceus777 January 8, 2015

retrophilia 

The state of being fond of the things belonging to the past times

Jack is usually living with retrophilia.

retrophilia by Tamer Osman October 16, 2014

mythophilia 

myth·o·phil·i·a mith-oh-feel-ee-uh

an erotic obsession with mythical beasts

Related Forms

mythophiliac - one who has sexual intercourse with mythical creatures

"I suffer from mythophilia."

"Dude, you are such a mythophiliac."

mythophilia by zombieBADGER December 14, 2007

Memeophilia 

A sexual and possibly romantic attraction to Internet memes. Memes are often used in fetish play between two or more memeophiliacs. The more dank the meme, the more desirable, attractive, and pleasure inducing it is. The rarity of the meme also plays a large role in how erotic it is, to some members of the memeophilia community.

Kurono: Oh by Shrek's Swamp, that was the most dank sex I've ever had.
Byte: I always knew you were into memeophilia. Those rare pepes said it all.

Memeophilia by CaptainKurona September 12, 2015

petrophilia 

That numbing fear you get when you look at the total owed after you fill your gas tank.

Dude, my Jeep was almost on "E" last night. I had the worst case of petrophilia when I grabbed the receipt

petrophilia by Drop Three April 29, 2011

Metrophiliac

To be a necrophiliac that has no gender preference.

According to the Adam Carolla Podcast with Alison Rosen, "Bald" Bryan Bishop, and guest A.J. McLean. (02/10/2014)

Adam: Dr. Drew used to have sex with the cadaver he was assigned.

Bryan: With men & women?

Adam: Either

Alison: Well, when you're dead, a hole is a hole.

Adam: Just like how in prison, you're not gay when you do it.

A.J.: So he was more of a metrophiliac?

Metrophiliac by @dhuvy February 10, 2014