Means my way of thinking is so bizarre, that I could not explain it to you if you asked me. But it makes sense to me and that's all that matters.
"There was a method to my madness," she said as she put the ice cream in the fridge upside down with the lid off to thaw it.
by pseudo jay June 20, 2016
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Jim calls Gary and Phil. Jim invites them to go watch the BIG game at the neighborhood tavern that night. Gary and Phil are happy and excited with this invite. They both agree and re-schedule their evenings accordingly, often times upsetting the family schedule to be able to attend. There is talk throughout the day confirming time and other details of what the night may bring. As the scheduled time approaches Jim stops answering his phone and texts, almost as though he doesn't exist. Jim never arrives. In the morning, when asked why Jim didn't show up or call, he replies that he couldn't leave his house because his dog chewed through the cord to the freezer and electrocuted himself, his cell battery died, and his daughter dropped the house phone in the toilet. Jim has successfully and cleanly performed The Metcalf.
by ERCMERC July 1, 2010
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Get the See Method Man mug.The act of forceably banging on or hitting an inanimate object one time in order to produce working conditions after several failled attempts.
Cornilius tried to start his car several times to no avail and with rage applied "The Fonzie Method" and the car jumped to life.
by nipples and dimes January 6, 2012
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Me: How is George, man?
Friend: Idk, he's kinda down, all of the chicks he wanted to hookup with using the shotgun method rejected him.
Me: Shit, that sucks, I told you he gay.
Friend: Idk, he's kinda down, all of the chicks he wanted to hookup with using the shotgun method rejected him.
Me: Shit, that sucks, I told you he gay.
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by Bing Bong the Gay Jester October 29, 2011
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