method to my madness

Means my way of thinking is so bizarre, that I could not explain it to you if you asked me. But it makes sense to me and that's all that matters.

"There was a method to my madness," she said as she put the ice cream in the fridge upside down with the lid off to thaw it.

by pseudo jay June 20, 2016

The Metcalf

The act of scheduling, committing to, or agreeing to be physically present at an engagement, meeting, party, event, get-together, sailboat ride, dinner, drinks with friends, vacation, or excursion, and without further communication, not attend. Once the act has been initiated, phones calls and text messages will not be returned until the morning of the following day, typically accompanied with a very elaborate and seemingly reasonable justification for the act. This act is typically initiated by the one performing the such act.

Jim calls Gary and Phil. Jim invites them to go watch the BIG game at the neighborhood tavern that night. Gary and Phil are happy and excited with this invite. They both agree and re-schedule their evenings accordingly, often times upsetting the family schedule to be able to attend. There is talk throughout the day confirming time and other details of what the night may bring. As the scheduled time approaches Jim stops answering his phone and texts, almost as though he doesn't exist. Jim never arrives. In the morning, when asked why Jim didn't show up or call, he replies that he couldn't leave his house because his dog chewed through the cord to the freezer and electrocuted himself, his cell battery died, and his daughter dropped the house phone in the toilet. Jim has successfully and cleanly performed The Metcalf.

by ERCMERC July 1, 2010

See Method Man

To engage in the smoking of marajuana

Hold up, before we go to the movie we gotta go see method man.

by americanmidwestsamurai August 5, 2010

The Fonzie Method

The act of forceably banging on or hitting an inanimate object one time in order to produce working conditions after several failled attempts.

Cornilius tried to start his car several times to no avail and with rage applied "The Fonzie Method" and the car jumped to life.

by nipples and dimes January 6, 2012

The Shotgun Method

The method of hooking up (generally used in by males) by talking to a large number of people of the opposite sex, trying to hook up with them. From the large number of tries the chances are high for at least one hookup to succeed. It can also have a bad effect on the person using the method if all of the potential hookups reject or fail.

Me: How is George, man?

Friend: Idk, he's kinda down, all of the chicks he wanted to hookup with using the shotgun method rejected him.

Me: Shit, that sucks, I told you he gay.

by WhoKnowsXD May 21, 2019

Pancake Method

The art of pulling out in time and busting on your partners stomach to avoid pregnancy. Then you smear the cum in a circular motion around the belly button area as to mimic syrup on a pancake.

On my trip to South Padre island for spring break I used the pancake method religiously.

by Bing Bong the Gay Jester October 29, 2011

draco meteor

The Pokemon move that, when you see it you know you your screwed.

"ok,ok, im doing good wait draco meteor -CENCOREDCENCOREDCENCOREDCENCOREDCENCOREDCENCORED-" *shoots himself

by Kizderp October 9, 2013