Massive Cock

An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion

The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.

by Adolfz November 22, 2010

massive faggot

Massive homosexual, whether gay or straight.
Can also refer to a person of great disdain

Mikelle is a massive faggot

by matt77800 February 2, 2015

Massive Shuddering-O

The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.

What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!

by YAWA February 4, 2018

massive truck of fail

An unprecedented level of fail.

This example is a massive truck of fail.

by Lakerr December 19, 2007

Massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart

When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....

Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.

by Nutt soar December 27, 2016

massive lad

A lad that is massive

“Wow, that is one absolute unit! A massive lad, if you will!”

by Clarinetkitty July 28, 2018

massive simp

Someone that will do anything for a person they like. Usually they will get unnecessary excited whenever a girl ask them for a school pencil and they make a whole deal about it. A girl will leave them on read for 8 hours and as soon she texts back, they will respond to them in the speed of light.

girl texting 0.001 sec
Mustafa: ight brb imma go talk to this girl
Shawn: you simp go help Robert with the test

Robert: nah f that kid
Shawn: fr this kid been cashapping her 12$ just to ft, talk about being a massive simp
Robert: damn he gotta pay just to talk to her? she be making bank rn XD

by FamilyTherapy February 2, 2021