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messy

Very, very drunk; being messy often results in bad judgement, throwing up and temporary memory loss.
1. I was messy last night, I can't remember a thing.

2. Good night last night mate, someone was messy!
by charlie c December 23, 2006
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messy

1. To be in disarray, not in order.

2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.

3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.

4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
1. "This room is messy jerold, clean it up at once!"

2. "It was a messy divorce..."

3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."

4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
by Olly J May 6, 2005
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Messi

Someone who is a beast at soccer. He is also probably from Argentina . And always loses in the final. He is the best at soccer it unbelievable!!!!
Wow!!!! That guy is a Messi he is amazing!!!!!
by Javier diazzz February 26, 2017
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Messy

A shit starter aka a gossiping individual who loves to hear and share personal information about other people. An individual who suffers from a terrible case of Diarrhea of the mouth. An adult with a child-like mindset that intentionally REPEATS anything that is said to them to the wrong people just to start or orchestrate drama.
Lisa- "girl! I think Jane is cool..me and her have been going out for drinks lately.

Chloe- " Well be careful what you say when you're around Jane ". "That bitch is known to be messy as fuck! She had something to do with Mike getting fired. She had repeated something that mike had told her as a joke to the supervisor that had resulted in Mike getting FIRED!
by Browneyes22 March 8, 2015
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Messi

A noun to describe a great football player
by Raymond Wilfred Hudson April 8, 2019
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messy

The after effects of a night out with no sleep/too much drink/too many drugs etc.
He went raving last night, he came into work this morning looking messy.
by Rizladizla July 20, 2003
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messy

To be completely and utterly inebriated beyond belief.
Person #1: Dude, you were so messy last night.
Person #2: Like, messier than Jordyn Greason?
Person #1: No, noone has ever been such a mess as she.
by manyperson August 7, 2009
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