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Merlin : I'm sad. :(
Someone : Why?
Merlin : My shoes got untied somehow.
Someone : *looks down
Merlin : *shows circle finger.
*Merlin gets punched in the face.
Someone : Why?
Merlin : My shoes got untied somehow.
Someone : *looks down
Merlin : *shows circle finger.
*Merlin gets punched in the face.
Merlin by Lil' fagit January 6, 2019
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merlin
a person who is highly fascinated with magic and fantasy, particularly someone who lives it as a reality by playing dungeons and dragons or magic the gathering.
Merlin
Merlin's are paler then snow and their eyes can be as far as 3 feet apart. Although they may look like a whiter version of Pepe don't let their looks deceive you, they are multiple times smarter then Pepe with an IQ of 65 and have the problem solving of a potato. When losing in a argument Merlin's will try to use tactics like raising of the voice and will also try to spit out random facts to convince you that you're wrong. Most Merlin's are very annoying and suck at everything they do. But be wary, any contact with Merlin's will surely drop your IQ.
"Oh look at that feminist over there, she is pulling a Merlin ; better not get in her way."
"Oh hey, look it's Merlin ; don't get to close or you'll have a nasty surprise."
"Oh hey, look it's Merlin ; don't get to close or you'll have a nasty surprise."
Merlin by Merlin Reinders August 25, 2018
Merlin
someone or something that is adorable, but specifically in the way that really old things are, which is why it is named for the famously old wizard Merlin. Can also be abbreviated to "Merls".
Friend: "my grandpa called last night to say how sad he is that Hillary Clinton won't be President. He said all he wanted was a female president in his lifetime and he's afraid he missed his only chance."
Me: "What a Merlin! My grandpa just spouts racist shit while farting."
"That puppy over there is giving us the puppy eyes, what a little Merls."
Me: "What a Merlin! My grandpa just spouts racist shit while farting."
"That puppy over there is giving us the puppy eyes, what a little Merls."
Merlin by idontknowwhyimdoingthis May 4, 2017
Merlin
South Indian slang for a woman that frequents auto rickshaw stands and has familiar relations with the auto rickshaw drivers. In many cases a"merlin" is one who is so filthy that she has been shunned from any contact with anyone, besides societies lowest. Often associated with sexually transmtted infections such as HIV, or Hepatitis.
Merlin by h.manscare December 31, 2011
Merlin
Merlin is a fat ass name most of the time people with the name merlin are Hispanic fat assholes that always screams like a girl with down syndrome on a whole new level. Merlin is really fucking annoying so if you ever see or know a Merlin tell her she is nother and a useless piece of that that always over reacts and want's attention.
(Kids playing soccer)
Kid: Hey pass pass pass!!
Merlin: nah fuck you bitch (btw Merlins are fat and cant run)
Merlin: pushed kid on field (Merlin screams like a juiced up meth head and laughs like a devil also sings like a semi truck using its horn)
Kid: trys to hit her
Merlin: Uses her fat ass to crush a kid and when she walks a mini earthquake starts.
Kid: Hey pass pass pass!!
Merlin: nah fuck you bitch (btw Merlins are fat and cant run)
Merlin: pushed kid on field (Merlin screams like a juiced up meth head and laughs like a devil also sings like a semi truck using its horn)
Kid: trys to hit her
Merlin: Uses her fat ass to crush a kid and when she walks a mini earthquake starts.
Merlin by ShrekAteMyKidz on xbox February 11, 2020