SEM - Selective Edited Memory 

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.

Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?

SEM - Selective Edited Memory by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010

etch-a-sketch memory 

Description of a person with a poor memory, as opposed to a "photographic memory."

I just introduced Jim to Jerry two minutes ago and Jim can't remember Jerry's name. That Jim sure has an "etch-a-sketch memory."

etch-a-sketch memory by MaGeever February 16, 2012

scroll down memory lane 

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.

I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…

scroll down memory lane by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021

sexualgraphic memory 

It is similar to Photographic Memory but the difference is that this only works when you see something Erotic/Sexual. I.E. your girlfriend in the new set of panties you got her. Or seeing that man you want to have and just saw him naked.

Alex: So how did your girl like the new stuff you got her?
Les: She loved it! She did a little modeling show for me. My Sexualgraphic memory kicked in and that’s all I can see now when I close my eyes.
Alex: Nice!

sexualgraphic memory by canine August 5, 2008

selective memory loss 

Condition where you choose things you want to forget not always on purpose.

Reena: do you remember that time in sixth grade where the teachers put us in that room when we were crying?
Matty: Umm, no?
Reena: really?
Matty:Oh shoot i must have selected it!
Reena: ugh, the selective memory loss is back!

selective memory loss by smlchk November 2, 2009

skipping memory

when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.

"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f

skipping memory by perch1987654321 August 14, 2007

Auto-selective memory 

Things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them

My Auto-selective memory just reminded me of something I wasn't thinking of and I didn't choose to remember it when it happened..

Auto-selective memory by ReMarkAble December 3, 2015