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If you get to know a Melvin, you're lucky. Melvin is the most loyal person and loves to spend a lot of time with his family, friends and girlfriend. If a Melvin loves you, keep him, you're the most luckiest girl on earth then. He loves you instantly and truly. He forgives very often and your only job is not to do something that would dissapoint him. He would forgive you but not too often. Melvin loves adventures, partys and fun. He is ambitious and really intelligent, likes to do sports and has the most beautiful smile and eyes. Melvin is just a person you can deeply fall in love with and you know that he will always be there for you, no matter what. Melvin sees the positive in all the negative and is a very optimistic person although he does have reasons to be a pessimist. He goes through a lot of hard times but will do everything just to see you smile. He is really funny and likes to make jokes.
Melvin is amazing and lovely.
He is so Melvin, it's impossible to not love him.
Melvin by ILoveMelvin January 10, 2017
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Guys with a really large penis (13 inches or above)
-Wow look at that dick
- Woah, he must be a Melvin
Melvin by Kill me now please September 20, 2018
A Melvin is person who typically takes the job of a bank manager based on his name.
That Melvin is definitely a bank manager, you can tell by his name said Jess
A complete loser, geek, or nerd. Someone who lives in their parent's basement well past their 20's.
Matt is a total melvin because he sits around and plays world of warcraft all day and never leaves the house.
melvin by geekhater December 9, 2008
A melvin is someone who streams Minecraft
That Aly is such a Melvin
melvin by MrBlocks February 25, 2018
pulling the front of ones underwear, giving them a wedgie, and also crushing their balls, at the same time. Usually done by teens.
It was senior day in high school, and all the seniors gave freshman melvins, I was so unlucky for i wore boxers that day.
melvin by aeb1 October 5, 2006
Some weirdo that alway's gonna have you're back. he can be very man whore-ish, but he is devoted to friends. nothing breaks him. he's probaly been through a lot in life, but that's only made him stronger. Not to mention is has some lungs! He's really loud and a great singer. fun, yes. annoying, kinda.
Melvin is awesome!Sorta.
Melvin by GargleGargle July 19, 2010