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Melcryptovestimentaphilia

sexual fetish or fantasies about women's black underwear/lingerie.
His melcryptovestimentaphilia went crazy every time he stepped into a Victoria's Secret.
by CaliCassidy October 11, 2010
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Melchior

1. n (New Testament) one of the three sages from the east who came bearing gifts for the infant Jesus; usually represented as a king of Nubia
2. n United States operatic tenor (born in Denmark) noted for his Wagnerian roles (1890-1973)
3. n Uber-elite player of Ectroverse, Imperial Conflict, Ferion, Drowned World, and other such internet games.
Hello Melchior. My you are looking God-like today.


Please do not rape me for all of my planets, for I am a n00b in comparison to your uber-eliteness.

Melchior, how did you get so good?
by Melchior February 9, 2004
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Lee Melchionni

Lucky Number 13 on the Duke Blue Devils. From Lancaster, PA. Father was a player at Duke. Walked-on in Durham his first year as a member of Duke’s “Selected Six” recruiting class. He’s be the do-it-all guy for Coach K. Good medium-range shooter, rebounds and passes extremely well. He’s an intangible guy and he’ll be on scholarship for three years. High school teammates Matt Walsh (Florida) and Ted Skuchas (Vanderbilt) are Division I players. Often gets nosebleeds during games.
Height/Weight: 6-6/205
As Lee Melchionni walked out to wave to his fans on senior night at Cameron Indoor Stadium, he reverently got on his hands and knees and kissed the basketball court.
by mcrobertsfan August 28, 2008
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Melchi

melchi is a talented and generous person known for his looks and huge dick
"you have you seen melchi! i wanna be like him"
by 832servent September 6, 2022
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melehy

the term refering to someone, or something that is extremely homo-sexual
wow, that guy is totally melehy
by qwertyuiohgd February 17, 2007
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daniela melchior

- portuguese actress known for her role as ratcatcher 2 in the suicide squad movie (2021)
- rat queen
- love rats
- humble & down to earth
- funny asf

- gorgeous
- a very cool person
- deserves all the love in this world

- a real woman!!

DANIELA SLANDER? NOT ON MY WATCH!

*daniela if you see this, i love you <3
person : “how many times are you going to watch daniela melchior as ratcatcher 2?”

me : “yes”

tasteless person : “daniela melchior is ugl-”
me : *tapes mouth* “ literally shut up. shut up. lying is a sin and stop spreading false information

person : “do you want to watch this movie with me?”

me : “does daniela melchior as cleo cazo appears in it?”

person : “wtf who is that?”

me : “then NO”

a relative at family reunion : “do you have a girlfriend?”

me : “yeah ofc”
a relative at family reunion : “whoa! whats her name?”

me : “daniela melchior :’)”
by feed me fridays August 23, 2021
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Melch

a) "To Melch"- verb

A treat of a sexual practice amongst necrophiliacs the world over. A male and an accomplice must find a girl of childbearing age who has been dead for ideally five to seven days and has not been stored in refrigeration.

Male "A" presses his open mouth up against the vagina of the dead lady, whilst male "B" jumps onto her stomach, slamming his feet down. This will displace the decomposing contents of her uterus, sending it rocketing forth, down the vaginal canal and into the mouth of male A, whose objective is to catch and swallow as much as possible.

b)"Melch", noun.

The week old, rotting lining of a woman's uterus following death. A sloppy substance, reddish brown in colour, with plenty of chewable lumps.
The verb form- "Rob and I were feeling slightly hungry, so Rob retrieved the carcass he'd been safely storing under his bed, and we melched her dry."

The noun form- "I was feeling a little peckish after my Dungeons and Dragons marathon, so I fetched a luncbox full of melch that I'd been saving by the radiator, and tucked in."
by Thrilldogg November 24, 2007
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