Meanderthal

Noun. A driver on the highway who just kind of meanders around like they're lost, unable to choose a lane or a steady speed.

Look at this guy, driving around like he's completely lost. What a meanderthal!

by Fluffiestdrop45 January 24, 2019

Meanderthal

A meanderthal is a person with a primitive sense of direction or courtesy. These people are commonly found as pedestrians as well as drivers, typically fond of the Prius, making frequent visits to places such as Wal-Mart and Starbucks.

"We'll get there as soon as this meanderthal finishes crossing the street."

by QwertyQuarter July 2, 2019

Meanderthal

One who meanders aimlessly

The wandered. They loved. They were meanderthals that night.

by Mrangryoctopus July 13, 2019

mendert

The smartest person to have ever lived, in fact he is widely known to be the inventor of the the wheel, internet and the mobile phone.
Mendert is the objectively best person you will and have ever met and he will never disappoint you

I love mendert
Mendert is the best person to have ever lived

by Insh_allah November 23, 2021

Meanderthal

(Noun) A person who wanders into crowded areas and obliviously impedes the flow of traffic.

I almost missed my flight getting stuck behind this meanderthal who was mesmerized by the moving sidewalk.

by Nonsensicalmetoo August 24, 2022

Meanderthal

A person or group with no permanent location of residence who meander from destination to destination. Origin: Wild Duck Park, Scarborough, Maine. USA. Coined by Roger Rivet after meeting two Austin Texas vagabonds and their pups. (06/2023)

Before sunset the meanderthals wasted no time setting-up camp.

Sporting an Austin Keep It Weird backpack, the meanderathal started hiking up the mountain trail.

The meanderthal unhitched his jeep before parking the RV.

The hot air balloon festival hosted thousands of meanderthals from all around the world.

by 45iLife June 29, 2023

Meanderthal

The condition demonstrated by one having one's head down, focused solely one one's cell phone screen while walking, invariably at a slow, dazed pace on a random, haphazard course. Often accompanied by mouth breathing. The condition is non-gender specific.

Terry's meanderthal wanderings have been responsible for multiple cases of other pedestrians having to suddenly change course to avoid collisions, and more than one or two rear-end collisions as Terry aimlessly stepped into traffic without warning, oblivious to the rest of the world.

by Bob'sBro March 16, 2024