An alcoholic drink made with cerveza(Mexican lager), tomato juice/chelada, lime juice, sometimes garnished similar to a Bloody Mary (celery stick, olives, maybe a shrimp, and a spicy salty rim). Make it a super by adding a shot of tequila.
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