Philadelphia Meat Hook

When a man is getting head he reaches around and inserts his fingers into her asshole and gripping with all of his might lifting her off her feet making her head swing forward. This shoves your cock deep down her throatgiving the best deep throat of your life.
Just as I was about to blow it I gave her the Philadelphia Meat Hook causing her to forcefully swallow all my baby batter.
by Gradie Train March 22, 2009
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NJ Meat Hook

When performing doggystyle anal sex, one reaches around with two fingers and uses the vajingo for leverage.
My girlfriend has epilepsy, and if it wasn't for the NJ Meat Hook, i'd look like an amateur on a mechanical bull.
by Tony Ruckus April 18, 2010
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Off the meat hook

Used to describe situations that are, "Mad pimpin," "Outrageous,""Preposterous," or just plain amazing.
Oh my fuckin gawd! That shit was off the MEAT HOOK!
by Dudemycat February 25, 2010
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The Rusty Meat Hook

When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.
I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.
by RhiDen'80 August 27, 2015
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Alaskan Meat Hook

When a girl defecates into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
Alice: Oh man, I gave myself a gnarley alaskan meat hook last night!
by Tanner Simonovich October 05, 2011
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philidelphia meat hook

When a man/woman is giving you slow sensual head and before you climax you reach up with your finger curled in the shape of a hook you pick him/her up by the butthole
Dude I totally gave Cindy a Philidelphia Meat Hook last night.
by teleTUBBZZ June 13, 2017
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Memphis Meat Hook

The act of purchasing a fillet steak (if low on cash rump will suffice) and then leaving the said meat to fester for at least 16 days. When it is ripe attach a hook and string using scout-level knots, then plunge it down your partner's throat and proceed to perform anal sex whilst holding the string. At the point of ejaculation wrench the meat out from the throat resulting in a wretch which brings on an anal contraction for maximised pleasure (for you obviously).
Ed's mum loves the Memphis Meat Hook, although she owes me a new pillow.
by Nextlevelkid July 12, 2008
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