Meat whistle

When you pee with a strong enough pressure to make a whistling sound out of your urethra

I woke up from my full bladder, so it was a perfect time for my meat whistle

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 5, 2025

tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

meatwhistler

A person who "whistles" a dick. Usually referred towards gay people.

Me: Man that kid over there is a total meatwhistler.

Friend: Ye bro that kid must love dick.

by TheChillKid January 23, 2008

Meatwhistle

A person who thinks highly of themselves; Arrogant and uneducated, With nothing to back up their decisions or actions.

"Well.. he (she) seemed smart, Untill he started talking. What a Meatwhistle"

by Bichin July 16, 2009

meatwhistle

a girl ( or the usable portion of said girl) so loose as to create a whistling effect upon motion, much like blowing across the mouth of an empty bottle.

Do you have a clarinet in your pants or is it just your meatwhistle?

"Brought a regular meatwhistle home from the bar last night. had to switch to her ass to feel anything."

by teabagger_1773 December 2, 2011

Meatwhistle

A guy who is popular with girls. A true chick magnet.

Frank had three dates this week, what a Meatwhistle.

by Indy83 February 28, 2023