the menard menage

menard + his dyke girlfriend + his dyke girlfriend's girlfriend

Goddamn it must suck to be menard, his g/f likes the bush. At least he might be able to get some menard menage-action

by bigpapasmurf April 30, 2003

bitches of menards

99.9 percent of Menards female employees and customers fall into this group. Can be defined as a fat bitch who puts her nose where it doesn't fucking belong, and in any other place would be told to get back to the kitchen where they belong

God damn have you seen the bitches of Menards

Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong

by FuckMenardsThatFuckingStoreCan October 4, 2020

Menarded

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.

Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!

by Great White Bear June 29, 2011

menard

n. Menard, Menards

1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.

adj. Menarded

1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded

n.
1. Jessica is a Menard.
2. I saved at Menards!

adj.
1. You're fucking menarded.

by AgentOrange November 11, 2004

meinard

god teir animator and good person

have u seen meinard yea he best animator in town

by mr cat the thicc one November 12, 2020

Meinard

a person who gets mad pussy and is probably doing your mom at this exact moment

bruh Meinard did my mom again
ay no way

by 092582tgnihy329itjqw January 23, 2021

Menards

A man's lower extremity. Created in the 1980's by radio announcer Denny Schaffer to refer to the area where a man might be hit during an accident or altercation. (derived from the same name of a midwestern hardware store)

"The woman kicked Tommy right in the Menards."

by Crystal Lake, Producer of Denny Radio July 7, 2006