marky-meltdown

Blood-boiling enraged angry type of break-down. Emotional implosion that leads to immediate explosion of words and temper.

My friend had the biggest Marky-meltdown ever last night after they got his food order wrong.

by BriHartGuy December 15, 2010

Menstrual Meltdown

The end result of not dealing with Tear Bombs fast enough or carefully.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.

Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.

"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."

Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.

It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.

by Real World February 8, 2008

triple chocolate meltdown

the act of three guys cumming all over a black girl's face, resulting in a mess resembling a delicious Applebee's dessert

Lafonda looks like a mess after that triple chocolate meltdown.

by Spike & Rhino Co. March 17, 2008

OP Meltdown

When the original poster of a forum thread is ridiculed, harassed, taunted, and humiliated due to the nature of the topic itself within the thread.

Basically, it's reverse trolling. The original poster starts a topic hoping to get shared interests, and instead the responses unanimously disagree with the OP (most likely due to the OP's newb status) regardless of their actual thoughts regarding the topic at hand. The OP then returns to defend his or her position until they are blue in the face and eventually meltdown in pure frustration and go absolutely bat shit bonkers.

OP meltdowns are hilarious.

Did you see that newb post that topic in OT yesterday? The OP meltdown was so intense that the poster actually killed his entire family.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI October 18, 2009

meltdown

1. a disaster

2. a loss of one's temper

(from a nuclear power disaster of the same name)

If someone doesn't fix the elctricity in the computer room I might have a meltdown.

by Light Joker July 15, 2007

Beatdown in Meattown

A handjob, basically. also jerking off, in some cases.

My girlfriend gave me a Beatdown in Meattown last night. I was like, 'FUCK YEAH BEATDOWN IN MEATTOWN' and she looked really confused

by Mr. Hogo September 24, 2011

maltown

The place where trespassers will be shot, and survivers will be shot again.

Where you from?
I'm straight out of Maltown bitch

by malton November 18, 2006