McVittie Lick

Having fingered either a female or male the fingerer licks the remenance off their fingers.

"Fiona loves it dirty"

"I know mate, she gave me a McVittie Lick!!"

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matities

hakuna matities

"Hakuna Matities, what a wonderful phrase."

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Somebody who is beyond the relm of fit, and practically edible beacuse he is so totally hot.

God I love him!
He's as Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

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A girl who has large breasts, acts and dresses in a skanky manner but doesn't understand why everyone calls her a slut/skank/ho/whore.

Prima: Mia's such a skank!
Secunda: Oh, you mean Titty McTittington? Yeah I know.

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man titties. Man breasts due to being either really fat or doing roids.

That dude has some gigantic mitties. He should lay off those double quarter pounders.

mitties by cc70192hs September 7, 2009

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ah kurrit heed

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when a man is so fat that he has breasts or "titties"

"that guy's so fat he's got mitties!"

mitties by maria v August 8, 2005

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