cunt mcmuffin

a word used to describe a cunt-like person, has more effect when the person is slightly obese.

also something you wouldnt mind eating as long as it wasnt beat.

female - "you have a small penis"

male - "hey, fuck you! you cunt mcmuffin"

by Davey Mother Fucking Crockett March 2, 2007

fluffy mcmuffin

an adorable fluffy cat that is cute enough to eat!

Fluffy mcMuffin is so cute that i could eat him up!

by sarah106 March 31, 2010

egg mcmuffin

3 odd coasters held together with cheese

Egg mcmuffins? Coasters? The secret is cheese.

by poochie March 8, 2004

twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.

My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!

by aikybrky February 24, 2010

Leg McMuffin

Slang for Vagina. Just a play on words but since legs look like arches when you are eating it makes great sense.

I can't wait to get home and pull the wrapper off of my girls Leg McMuffin.

by elementalsigil November 13, 2013

Slutty McMuffin

My sexy ass wife

There’s my slutty McMuffin! Come to daddy

by Z-diddy58 June 13, 2019

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.

Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009