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McDonald’s 

McDonald’s is a fast food place where kids and adults could enjoy usual American dishes like burgers, fries ect. McDonald’s has fed billions of people and it’s a good food place. It’s also a place in which if kids see it while their parents are driving they will most likely ask to stop and get some food.
Mom: *drives by McDonald’s *
Kid: Hey mom can we get McDonald’s ?

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s money?
Kid: So we aren’t getting McDonald’s .
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mcdonald's 

Crappiest fast food on Earth, name any restaurant and it's probably better.

Business is mainly bolstered by po' ghetto residents and their chillin' - which is the target audience of much of their advertising campaigns.
Instead of McDonald's, try eating at Burger King. There, at least you'll get properly-sized food.
mcdonald's by Steven Edwards October 5, 2007

McDonald's 

"ba-ta-pa-pa-paaa im loving beign overweight"
McDonald's by Funk December 27, 2004

McDonald's 

The shittiest fast food restaurant and a perfect symbol of mass production. Most of their food tastes crappier than crap itself. They claim their burgers are 100% beef but we all know that includes the eyeballs, intestines and testicles.

most of the stuff i've ever gotten there is from their value menu. while the chicken and fries aren't bad, the burgers will give you diaharrea endlessly. among such examples are their "cheeseburgers" which come with a thin slice of meat hardly qualifying as an existing piece of matter, globs of ketchup, two spoiled looking pickles (which make the whole burger taste like pickle juice), some cheese and some onions. the beef is fucking gross and does not taste like it was cooked on a grill, instead just microwaved.

so many people eat here but it is a wonder why. most are incompetent fools who don't know what a good fast food restaurant place is or are cheap or cant cook. it is pretty unhealthy for you too: how would you like to die early AND eat shitty food? sadly all resturants are beginning to follow its poor food production. basically, they give you food poorly hashed together, slap a good price tag and mangage to sell it to millions.

oh yeah, and when you order, make sure to have a Spanish-to-English pocketbook at hand.
Don't ever eat at McDonald's, the shit they serve might be cheap but your better off going to a different restaurant like burger king who flame broil their burgers or carl's jr whose thick patties are mouthwatering. unless you're going for a chicken fix or some fries and an apple pie. pretty sad when their best rides aren't their main attraction.
McDonald's by Bitch Cock June 4, 2009

McDonald’s 

McDonald’s is a good place to go eat”
McDonald’s by - Cbamf October 13, 2018

McDonald's 

The failed result of two obese individuals attempting to have intercourse but instead going to their favorite fast-food restaurant.
Those two fat fuckers had to give up on sex and went to McDonald's instead.
McDonald's by Timmytukan March 10, 2009

Mcdonald's 

A restaurant that serves crap right outta Britney Spears' ass.
McDonald's is the crappiest restaurant on the face of the planet.