McDonald's

(The following is actual only for post-USSR nations, especially Ukraine) 1) A place where you can sell 0.5l of cola 2.5x the price.
2) Synonym for free toilet.

1) McDonald's somehow managed to sell me 0.5l cola for a whole dollar (25 UAH), when I can buy 1l of cola for 60¢ (16 UAH) at the local store.
2) The nearest toilet was paid, so I went to McDonald's to pee in their toilet.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 30, 2018

McDonald's

A place where you can gain weight, for a price.

I just bought some McDonald's, I'm 65 pounds heavier!

by CoNEStEalingMiNt December 19, 2017

McDonald's

A place where fat people go to die

I am so fat that life is not worth living.... time do shit the bed at McDonald's (See: Shit The Bed)

by j2theroc April 6, 2013

McDonald's

a fast food restaurant that rich, white people love to hate because they saw an indie film about how it's bad when in reality, many other fast food chains are worse for you

Hippie 1: I just saw "Super Size Me" and because its an indie film and they hated on McDonald's, I'm gonna pretend like I'm an expert on nutrition.

Hippie 2: That's a great idea! Let's eat a leaf sandwich at Starbucks afterwards!

Hippie 1: Hooray!

by Nats Fan January 14, 2009

McDonald's

A place where everybody in Baker County Florida goes to eat on Wednesdays. At night and at lunch! Where Anthony Davis buys all his girls food from. It is actually only cool on Wednesdays and that is because the cheeseburgers are like 50 cent so they are cheap. But nobody ever eats there except for Wednesdays, everyone goes to burger king wendy's mi toros taco bell or to the chinese place or they just go to ronie's or to fraser's!

Where people eat on Wed. because they are super cheap!

by 36c_is_the_best_size_ever! December 14, 2004

McDonalds

A place where people eat alot, get fat, and then sue to get money.

I ate at McDonalds everyday for 7 years and now I weigh 500 pounds, so I'm gonna sue them to make some cash.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

McDonalds

The only restaurant on earth where you can miss one, drive one mile, and come to another.

"Damn! We missed McDonalds!"

"Don't worry, there's another one about 2 miles up the road."

by The Volkswaged Beatle June 27, 2005