McDonald's

A place where fat people go to die

I am so fat that life is not worth living.... time do shit the bed at McDonald's (See: Shit The Bed)

by j2theroc April 07, 2013

McDonald's

McDonald's is an American fast food company, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and proceeded to purchase the chain from the McDonald brothers. McDonald's had its original headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, but moved its global headquarters to Chicago in June 2018.

Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.

Phone: New message
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??

by Project 2411 June 15, 2020

McDonald's

A place where you can gain weight, for a price.

I just bought some McDonald's, I'm 65 pounds heavier!

by CoNEStEalingMiNt December 18, 2017

McDonald's

a fast food restaurant that rich, white people love to hate because they saw an indie film about how it's bad when in reality, many other fast food chains are worse for you

Hippie 1: I just saw "Super Size Me" and because its an indie film and they hated on McDonald's, I'm gonna pretend like I'm an expert on nutrition.

Hippie 2: That's a great idea! Let's eat a leaf sandwich at Starbucks afterwards!

Hippie 1: Hooray!

by Nats Fan January 14, 2009

McDonald's

A place where everybody in Baker County Florida goes to eat on Wednesdays. At night and at lunch! Where Anthony Davis buys all his girls food from. It is actually only cool on Wednesdays and that is because the cheeseburgers are like 50 cent so they are cheap. But nobody ever eats there except for Wednesdays, everyone goes to burger king wendy's mi toros taco bell or to the chinese place or they just go to ronie's or to fraser's!

Where people eat on Wed. because they are super cheap!

by 36c_is_the_best_size_ever! December 14, 2004

McDonalds

A place where people eat alot, get fat, and then sue to get money.

I ate at McDonalds everyday for 7 years and now I weigh 500 pounds, so I'm gonna sue them to make some cash.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

McDonalds

The only restaurant on earth where you can miss one, drive one mile, and come to another.

"Damn! We missed McDonalds!"

"Don't worry, there's another one about 2 miles up the road."

by The Volkswaged Beatle June 17, 2005