man mayonnaise

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.

Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Mayonnaiser

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.

Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.

by shane_y May 15, 2020

mayonegg

a hard-boiled egg covered in mayonnaise

Oh, it’s so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise, and she’ll squirt it in her mouth all over, and then she’ll take an egg and kind of... Mmmm! She calls it a “mayonegg.” Are you okay?

by Milquetoast January 19, 2006

Unicorn Mayonnaise

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.

When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.

by Blargdragon April 22, 2006

Mayonnaise truck

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.

Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.

by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011

Magon

Magon is a truly awesome girl, with an enchanting smile and she keeps you enthralled with her humour and looks. She is always smiling. She rocks out hard and knows how to party, every guy falls at her feet even if they won't admit it! Plain and simple Magon rocks!...

Is that Magon?
Yeah that's her!
Wow she awesome!!!

by Dannitous March 21, 2011

Mayonnaise Maggot

White Trash.

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."

by IBTAL May 8, 2020