When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.
"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"
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