Mayan Butt Plug

When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.

"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"

by The card says moops May 28, 2017

Mayan

A nigga who gets mad hoes and will steal your girl.

Yo Mayan just banged my mom

by Mayan Detman October 3, 2019

Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!

by Ttown49 April 1, 2017

Mayan

It means an angel falling from the sky

Mayan is an angel

by Casuga November 22, 2021

Mayan

Mayan is such an awesome person, if you’re friends with a person with such an incredible name then you’re winning, trust me.

Person 1: Mayan is so freaking cool man.
Person 2: Right!

by mayoui November 22, 2021

instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina

Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.

by sudoadrian November 1, 2011

Mayan

Mayan is known as a "son of love" in ancient Greek, Mayan acquire very helpful , kind and loving nature, they think thousands time before getting in relationship but after deciding they will never let you down. If any Mayan nature man is in your circle or relation then you are so lucky.

Mayan is known as "son of love" in ancient Greek.

by Little change November 24, 2021