May 9th 

Kiss your boyfriend! Just kiss him on the lips to show him you love him!

Yo go kiss him
Ok
Wait your not gonna say anything about it
No
Your supposed to say why and I’m supposed to say its May 9th you know what never mind you screwed it up already

May 9th by writerperson69 May 4, 2022

May 9th 

Meet up with someone at the bathroom 300b and fuck

“Hey I’ll meet you at the bathroom on may 9th to ya know👀”

May 9th by Ur mom’s toes May 7, 2022

May 9th 

May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection

E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?

May 9th by Life Insurance Square May 8, 2022

May 9th 

National Goku day! Global Goku day, 5/9 (Go Ku)

May 9th
Him: "dont be disappointed in me"
Her" "why?"
Him: "it's global goku day-"

May 9th by Candi Kane May 9, 2022

May 9th 

National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day

Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop

May 9th by Billthebest568 May 9, 2022

May 9th 

National show the angles right in the shower day

Yo its May 9th, that means you gotta show that ass in the shower

May 9th by Johncock32 May 9, 2022

May 9th 

The best person is born! He/she is the most amazing friend to have they are handsome/gorgeous and they will do anything with you to have fun and be cute

Person 1: Friends?
Person 2: were you born on May 9th
Person 1: yea ofc

Person 2: perfect sure

May 9th by Bochl October 26, 2019