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Max out Monday

The act of going off program to potentially destroy your body with the excuse that its max out Monday by attempting; A max deadlift, max squat, max bench, or all of the above.
Looks like Tom is doing another Max out Monday.”
by Wolf strength September 22, 2019
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MAXED THE FUCK OUT

Hardcore, balls out, pissing your pants Billy Madison style partying.

A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.

Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.

Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!

Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.

Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
by I Just Don't Give a Fuck October 10, 2011
mugGet the MAXED THE FUCK OUTmug.

Maxed out V-Card

Having sex for the first time, or in other words using one's virgin credit limit a.k.a v card to its maximum.
Last night Chimonya had sex for the first time, his Maxed out V-card is no longer accepted.
by Chimonya October 26, 2011
mugGet the Maxed out V-Cardmug.

maxed out

When you drink too man Maxwell House coffees and get the jitters
by monkeyshiners February 3, 2021
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maxed out

When you drink too many Maxwell House coffees and you get the jitters.
I am totally maxed out on the house today.
by monkeyshiners February 3, 2021
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maxing out

G-spot orgasms are the best way of maxing out!
mugGet the maxing outmug.

Maxed Out

Overdoing It/ Doing way too much, overacting, being too loud, or just pushing it past normal limits.
-“She was maxed out at the party — heels too high, makeup too loud, tryna be seen.”

-“Bro actin’ maxed out just ‘cause he got a lil attention.”

-“Shorty was cool at first, then started gettin’ maxed out once the cameras came on.”
by playacentric October 9, 2025
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