black tights matter

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere

I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Matto

Matto is DarkViperAU, a GTA V speedrunner.

Person 1: You seen Mattos stream?
Person 2: He fucking resetted the run again.

by matt is worse than matto November 30, 2020

Dark Matter Reactor

A reactor that runs on dark matter, usually started up via power laser ignition to expand dark matter in the center of the reactor superstructure. Currently handled inside of Quantum Science Multipurpose Labs. Although, it is currently undergoing a switch of companies from Quantum Science to Pinewood Builders.

John: Hey Bill, have you seen the Dark Matter Reactor ignition sequence?
Bill: No... did you get a recording of it?
John: HELL YEAH!

by TechnoDiamond October 11, 2018

u matter ❤️

if you're reading this and you've been feeling suicidal, depressed, or just could use a little extra support right now, now that you matter and someone out there cares. that could be me, it could be your parents, it could be a long-lost friend or that person you always walk by in the hallway. we love you, and just remember that it's ok to be upset sometimes, but that you always deserve better.

u matter ❤️ hun

by askkkkkkk January 9, 2020

Mattress Music

Music people listen to while having sex.

This Chris Brown album is awesome but it's mostly mattress music.

by BobbyHerf March 26, 2016

Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008

Mattress Warehouse

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.

Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.

by joemammy December 14, 2008