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Matting

Projectile vomit while running down the hall. Usually followed by "Don't worry I'm ok. I just ate some bad food."
Man, did you see that guy last night? He was Matting EVERYWHERE!!
by juselover November 28, 2010
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Matting

1. muh 'ah-teeing (v) : Reinacting the desperate attempt for affection by someone, ideally named Matt.

2. Participating in a somewhat fake conversation to see ones responses . only to reminisce on one's stupidity, :"falling for it".
1. "Okay, the other day i was matting. And I almost pissed my self!"

2. "Let's meet up and mat."
by zeeniox July 12, 2011
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mattiana

A name for a very cute girl; Very successful; has lots of friends; the person who you would love to be. Nickname sometimes is "Mattie" which is a common nickname for "Madison" or "Madelyn".
Person 1: OMG IS THAT MATTIANA?
Person 2: OMG YES! SHE IS TOTALLY WHO I WANT TO BE.
by pokemonfever777 January 31, 2016
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mattijuhani

Mattijuhani is the Finnish Matthias, and as a human being he finds himself inherently superior to any Matthew, mat, Matt, mattress, or Craig. Mattijuhani is someone you could spend the rest of your life with, but not in a romantic way, simply as friends, or fuck buddies. The choice is yours with mattijuhani.
"that Finnish boy is such a stallion. must he a Mattijuhani"

"bro he's Swedish".

"what's the difference?"
by snicklesfritzs December 24, 2018
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matijn

I human being designed to be more powerful than others. His weird flex can stun you for a second
Hey look at my crazy Matijn
by ImGooogle July 3, 2019
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Matting

Being a flake, the act of saying you will do something and then not doing it
I was supposed to meet Jimmy at Chuck E. Cheese but he's Matting me.
by anthonyman November 25, 2019
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Martijn Binnendijk

Martijn Binnendijk is a Dutch guy who is very kind akward with girls. He doens’t go any further than kissing with a girl.
He has a small penis and he works with plants because he is not the smartest.
“He is so akward with girls.”

Yeah i know he’s such a Martijn Binnendijk.”
by Kaasje van der Plas November 23, 2021
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