matthias

genius watches anime and is the god of hentai with great taste all girls love him

johny:its big
matthias:thats what u wish she said

by kami of hentai November 24, 2021

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Matthias

Matthias is a name give to a kid that is going to grow up and be a total pimp/playa.
cops have tried to got rid of the name Matthias so that there wont be as many pimps in bigger cities.Most people names Matthias are Nice, funny and over all a good guy.

"Matthias is a total stud"

by Billybobthortonjimbob October 24, 2008

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Matthias Helvar

Crooked Kingdom Spoilers:

Not bulletproof

Matthias Helvar is not bulletproof

by Simping.for.bakingsoda May 31, 2021

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Matthias Moment

There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.

A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.

A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.

Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"

Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"

by Ya Boi Matty Ten Mahayehfieken October 7, 2017

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Dirty Matthias

When you masturbate to Kanye West using a mater beater while listening to Donda then you cream on a picture of Kanye West and give it to your friend as a gift.

I gave my friend a dirty Matthias last night

by KanyeWestHasALargePenis October 29, 2021

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