Jeffrey Matheson

The state of being chubby.

I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

by Princess daisy sugar pie February 20, 2018

Mathisoning

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.

Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"

by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013

Matthewos Tesfa

Matthewos Tesfa is a little gay goblin who hates his parents and is emo.

Look its the cunt Matthewos Tesfa.

by Matthewos Tesfa November 25, 2021

MATTHESTIC

WHEN YOUR BEING A LITTLE BADGER ASS NEGATIVE BITCH

ADAM IS BEING MATTHESTIC TODAY BECAUSE SOME ONE WANTED TO TEST DRIVE A CAR

by Island Boii February 10, 2022

matthen

A good friends there a band kid most likely play saxaphone thinks there the best mewhile a kids named Logan is probably the best at the school

Matthen say ben I'm the best sax in band Logan walks in DO CHROMATIC SCALE

by BHvortexz November 2, 2022

Mattison

A beautiful woman that has a heart of gold. The woman that I’ve always dreamt of being with and so much more. She’s the hardest working and most determined woman. She’s always willing to step in to defend others when they need her. She loves god more than anything and will always hold her ground. She’s stubborn but it’s a good think because she’s almost always right. She’s forgiving even when she doesn’t have to be. She’s the one thing in this world I know I could never live with out. Most of all she’s my lobster…. Forever and always

No sentence would ever be good enough to describe my mattison

by NateFoster010723 February 21, 2023

Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019