Mateen

Of mythical origin. The sexiest beast in the whole universe, he controls and does whatever he wishes. There is truly no stopping him when he is awake. But he lays dormant for millions of years at a time before awakening.

When he does, women fall for him like a line of dominos. He is truly the pinnacle of sexiness, power and potency!

Taco: The times of Mateen's awakening are near, brace yourselves!

by Dope Boy Banger November 14, 2014

Brother Mateen

The teacher all his students love to annoy. Brings out the gong to kill their ears in revenge. A secret brony under the guise of a long white thowb and kufi. Also, the definition that voters won't let pass.

Brother Mateen banged the gong, killing everyone's eardrums

by procrastinationmaster May 12, 2020

Mateen Cleaves

THE best NBA player ever. Mateen Cleaves takes on MJ Shaq and Mourning with one hand tied behind his back. Mateen Cleaves is amazing!!!

"Mateen Cleaves Chikkin!!!!"

by Creepsex December 9, 2008

mattenklopper

(n) A carpet beater made of rattan or cane and was used in Germany, Netherlands and the surrounding areas. It was primarily used to beat the dirt out of carpets, children and spouses.

"I told my mom to go to hell and she shined my ass with the mattenklopper."

by unclvito November 30, 2017

Matenrou

a dilf and two gays

Hey have you heard of matenrou?!

That one division with the dilf and those two gays? Yeah I’ve heard of them

by hifuminzz April 30, 2021

Masen

The Best Name Ever! Masen means handsome and heartbreaker. Masen is the most sweetest person people know. & the greatest friend. Masen makes you parents proud. & have lots of family. He is super funny. Alway cracking joke and making people laugh.

"Inside you!"
Wow, That guy has to be Masen.
He so handsome & funny!

by reelly idk June 24, 2009

Massengill

A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.

John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thought he was a Massengill.

by SimpleMindedTed November 15, 2005