Person I: "Who the hell is Booker Williams?"
Person II: "Oh! He's a friend of mine, but I guess he's pulling a Matei."
Person II: "Oh! He's a friend of mine, but I guess he's pulling a Matei."
by LadyCB February 23, 2009
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by Jonathan Cooper December 1, 2006
Get the Madeira Pince-Nez mug.1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005
Get the Room-mate-from-hell mug.At first, she seems slightly intimidating, but she is a very smart, incredibly funny and at some point very artistic and creative person who’ll always listen to you and help you out. She usually keeps her emotions to herself which can make her appear distant or antisocial. But she will always speak up and is one of the most caring, amazing and intelligent people you will ever get to know. If you ever meet a Mareike, keep her at all costs!
by mazzekin June 1, 2020
Get the Mareike mug.Matea is a super smart girl who knows what she wants. She is sometimes insecure about her looks, but only when intiminated. She is super sweet and will make you laugh whether she tries to or not. she will get married to her guy bestfriend whether she knows it or not. She puts up wall around her to avoid being hurt but takes it down only when she feels close to you. In need of advice? Ask a Matea. Need someone to cheer you up? Go to a Matea. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Need someone to go skydiving with? Matea will be up for it. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Just don't get on her bad side, she isn't afraid to cuss you out and speak her mind. her stubbornness can sometimes get the best of her but she really is the sweetest. If you are ever lucky enough to find your way into a Matea' s heart I promise you, you will stay there forever. NEVER. EVER let her go. You will never know how much she really means to you until you lose her.
by Jillpillberry099 May 19, 2020
Get the Matea mug.Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.
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