matchu

a person that is extremely sad due to failure at love
Synonyms: Sadboi, Sadboy Mathew

He tried so hard but ended up a "matchu"
matchu is a sadboi

by m ' kay February 3, 2021

machupichu

big massive huge anime titties

yo look at dose machupichus

by sypphh July 7, 2021

MatchaPTSD

A condition suffered by the members of the 5th of July BLANK STREET team. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares, and severe fear of the color green, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about whisks. Treatments include; a cheeky Nandos, and cold beer!

Bro I have MatchaPTSD from yesterday!

by BlankBlankBlankStreet July 6, 2022

metchup

when a guy cums in a girl while she's on her period and the cum mixes with the period blood

synonym: pink sauce

Guy 1: "Bro have you ever made metchup before?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've mixed mayo and ketchup before, hbu?"
Guy 1: "I made metchup last night when I cummed in my girl and made a pink sauce with her pussy blood"

by Gheg March 5, 2024

Mutchup

A mixture of zesty condiments (ketchup, mustard) used to refer to a particularly smart or cool older adult.

Lebron James can still ball — such a mutchup.

by Hattrick25 July 29, 2025