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mazed out

The feeling of over stimulation due to a variety of amazing coincidences and successful plans ending in perfect harmony.
I bought the perfect new blazer on clearance, found a hundred dollar bill in the pocket just before the cashier girl gave me her number cause she liked my smile. I later checked my voicemail to realize I got the job I applied for this morning. After I got home, I found a 12 pack of cold beer someone had left from the party last night... I'm more than good, I'm mazed out.
by Circuit Assassins September 15, 2012
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maskedbob

mysterious super old man that wears masks
Maskedbob remains unknown in the world.
by Omgthisiisannoying October 13, 2017
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ten masked men

a great death metal cover band that takes pop songs and makes them metal

members:
* Mark "The Mauler" Hutson
* Dave "The Chef" Hutson
* Apocalypse Al
* Battle Damage Davies
* Pablo "The Snoot"
* Ross Well "The Incident"
* Billy Bub "The Janitor"
* Gary "The Gimp" Hearns
* Neil "Numbnut" Matthews
* Martin "Meathead" Matthews
its a shame this is the first definition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwuLlIUnamI
ten masked men cover ^
by beyoself1993 December 16, 2008
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mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
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maskedchaos

Maskedchaos: *insert this definition*

Literally Everyone: This isn't funny at all
by Maskedchaos September 19, 2018
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Masked Wibbler

An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.
Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!
by platonicus October 28, 2018
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Masked Muscle

Spitting in someone's eye's and temporarily blinding them.
"AHHH I CANT SEE!!!!" "That guy is a Masked Muscle for doing that"
by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022
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