backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy

what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty

by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017

group mastie

to masturbate in a group, usualy in a circle around a table.

"lets go to Hayden + Asias for a group mastie"

by Sandra February 26, 2004

Northwest Sad Masty

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

by Sir Double kicks alot August 2, 2016

mere chaadi mein masti hain

there's a party in my pants

HEY! Let me go to the bathroom! MERE CHAADI MEIN MASTI HAIN!

by desi girl January 19, 2009

masti-cry

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.

Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.

by Careless1 March 5, 2015

moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.

I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.

by GirlsRHard2Get40 December 7, 2015

Dark Masti

Getting into shady stuff, and feeling contempt at the same time.

I sent for a trip this weekend, and we got into a lot of dark masti.

by azadinday November 4, 2022