A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.
You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.
Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.
Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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2)What you do when you're bored and have nothing to do
3)Why Playboys exist
4)To rub or agitate the clitoris, pussy, balls, dick, etc., to gain sexual pleasure
5)Why teenage pregnancies are less frequent
6)What I did before writing this; I got horny reading some of these definitions. By the way, very good material for getting horny. Look up Orgasm, Cum, and Fuck. Very nice ones.
2)What you do when you're bored and have nothing to do
3)Why Playboys exist
4)To rub or agitate the clitoris, pussy, balls, dick, etc., to gain sexual pleasure
5)Why teenage pregnancies are less frequent
6)What I did before writing this; I got horny reading some of these definitions. By the way, very good material for getting horny. Look up Orgasm, Cum, and Fuck. Very nice ones.
1)Even having 3 orgasms, a blow job, and at least 4 cups of cum go down my throat when i fucked my boyfriend last Friday was not as good as when i masturbate.
2)Hm...... I'm bored. Hey, I know!!! I'll get my old electric toothbrush and masturbate to orgasm. What channel should i put my TV on?
3)I went to the store on the corner and got a Playboy. Now let's masturbate!!!!
4)The year is 1985. I had heard that fuck meant to have sex, and middle finger meant fuck, too. So, I tried combining them!!! I call it, MASTURBATE, or MASTURBATION. I'm sure it'll become popular.
5)Girl 1:With my vibrator, i can masturbate all i want and i can have all the pleasure i want, and i won't get pregnant!!!
Girl 2: But don't you want a baby? I mean, you're already 22.
Girl 1: Hell no!!!!!!!
6)No example, but if you get horny and masturbate to climax.... your welcome.
2)Hm...... I'm bored. Hey, I know!!! I'll get my old electric toothbrush and masturbate to orgasm. What channel should i put my TV on?
3)I went to the store on the corner and got a Playboy. Now let's masturbate!!!!
4)The year is 1985. I had heard that fuck meant to have sex, and middle finger meant fuck, too. So, I tried combining them!!! I call it, MASTURBATE, or MASTURBATION. I'm sure it'll become popular.
5)Girl 1:With my vibrator, i can masturbate all i want and i can have all the pleasure i want, and i won't get pregnant!!!
Girl 2: But don't you want a baby? I mean, you're already 22.
Girl 1: Hell no!!!!!!!
6)No example, but if you get horny and masturbate to climax.... your welcome.
by IdontKNOWwhatTOdoNOW June 10, 2009
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It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
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Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
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