Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

Masterbaster

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019

Imagination Masterbation

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!

Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.

by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010

Fidget Spinner Masterbation

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017

Mirror Masterbation

The act of masterbating to your own reflection.

Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.

Bill: You what?

Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?

Bill: No... That sounds nasty.

by Flawless23 April 21, 2011

Maskerbator

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”

by Don Labios April 7, 2020

masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

by Joe February 27, 2005