Skip to main content

masher

A man who attempts to force his unwelcome attentions on a woman.
A woman is approached and touched by a man in an inappropriate way. She could respond by hitting him with her purse and yelling "Masher!"
by MC April 15, 2004
mugGet the masher mug.

Mahlet

Mahlets are friendly, charming, and kind. They get along with almost anyone and know how to bring people together. When faced with important matters, Mahlets know how to pull themselves together. They are wild, crazy, and full of energy. Mahlets are intuitive and wise, they understand the world more than most. Their energy is contagious and people love to be around them.
I wish I was more like Mahlet
mugGet the Mahlet mug.

mashed

Seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point
"I'm mashed off me face."
by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002
mugGet the mashed mug.

mahler

Mahler was a misunderstood, great composer. If you can listen to mahler, you can listen to anything.
"Wow! Mahler's second symphony is beautiful!"
by Dankmemes69420 November 2, 2016
mugGet the mahler mug.

Masher

A man who makes unwelcome sexual advances to women.

From the late 19th century: probably a derivative of slang mash ‘attract sexually’, ‘infatuation’, perhaps from Romany masherava ‘allure’.
The old man in the pub was a real masher.
by karientoch March 16, 2019
mugGet the Masher mug.

Mahlerite

1. One who listens to and/or enjoys the music of Gustav Mahler.

2. A person who understands that the music of Gustav Mahler is truly great, while the music of Anton Bruckner is only just bearable.

3. One who enjoys listening to the music of Gustav Mahler rather than that of Richard Strauss.

4. One who is intelligent, aesthetically gifted, has superbly refined taste in music, and who is therefore excellent.

5. One who knows that Gustav Mahler is, in fact, a greater composer than Richard Wagner. A Mahlerite, as opposed to a Wagnerian.
1.

Trish: Wouldn't you just die without Mahler?

Rita: Absolutely, I'm a devout Mahlerite.

2.

Jack: That felt amazing, it was like the finale from Mahler's 5th.

Sarah: Really? I thought it was more like trying to sit through a Bruckner symphony.

Jack: Oh God, Sarah... please don't say that... please.

Sarah: Just kidding, my legs are still shaking from it.

Jack: You're such a sexy Mahlerite.

3.

"...though I passionately admire the works of Richard Strauss, I am, first and foremost, a Mahlerite."

4.

Cloe: Did you read my thesis on aesthetics?

Liam: Yes, I did.

Cloe: Well...

Liam: You're a Mahlerite.

Cloe: Awww, thank you, Liam.

5.

Lenny: Where's Daniel? the symphony will be starting any minute now.

Simon: Oh, he said he was going to stay at home and watch an opera or something.

Lenny: What? It's Mahler's 3rd, how could he? He's probably a Wagnerian or something.

Simon: Calm yourself, this is no way for a Mahlerite to behave.

Lenny: You're quite right.
by ICatchFish October 3, 2012
mugGet the Mahlerite mug.

mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time
John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!
by Bigdiksadnigga December 27, 2017
mugGet the mashed spaghetti mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email