Maryln

Maryln is an amazing woman. She is caring and loving and once you get to know her she will be your best friend. She is very sexy and put together.

Maryln is a hottie!!

by marebear January 17, 2020

maryland effect

When something is so bad, that it is frighteningly good.

Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.

"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"

"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."

by The_Fartocle December 24, 2016

The Maryland Blue Crab

A.k.a. The MBC. A type of sexual revenge for a woman. A man and a woman are having sex and the woman is on top. Right when the man says he's getting close to finishing, the woman jumps off, throws Old Bay on his genitals, and immediately leaves. Now what the man didn't know is that the woman has crabs. So now he has blue balls and crabs, all covered in Old Bay, Maryland Style.

Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?

Man2: Nah, what happened?

Man1: She got him with The MBC!

Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!

by Buck Lawson January 25, 2017

Peoples Republic of Maryland

Derogatory nickname for the state of Maryland. Usually applied by Virginia residents, in reference to the liberal bent of that state's politicians, in contrast to the conservatism common just south in the Commonwealth.

MVA and gun laws are hell in the Peoples Republic of Maryland

by BRYANJUSMC May 14, 2009

Marlinbelter

A snooty gentleman in his 40s to late 70s often seen around the coastal Carolinas, specifically around the Wrightsville Beach, NC area. Noted for brightly colored polo shirts, khaki or fish related pants, Costa del Mar or Rayban polarized sunglasses on Croakies, and Sperries. The signature piece to his wardrobe is his belt with fish or flags. Must come from old money, and own a sportfishing yacht like a Jarrett Bay or other custom boat, and drive some sort of luxury car like a Maserati, or Range Rover. Typically seen drinking cocktails at all hours. Leathery, tan skin because he just got off his yacht. A marlinbelter's wife is always seen half wasted off cocktails, has never had to have a job because she married a marlinbelter, often seen carrying a little dog, and wearing a large sun hat. She also is overly tan and has had way to much plastic surgery.

Hey man, wanna hit up the Wrightsville Beach today?

No, dude, way too many stuck up Marlinbelters running around down there.

by Grunt Guy February 18, 2010

Marylene

Marylene is a strong, independent and a powerful woman. She uses her words to influence and encourage others to continue going on with life. She tends to only care about her words and not give time to understand others but she tries her best to comfort. She might be tired yet she always gets up and proceeds on her journey. She is unbreakable.

You're thought is similar as Marylene's.

Thank god I have you by my side to strengthen my Marylene.

by Marylene June 7, 2021

Blinding the Marlin

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

by BigDaddy88 May 3, 2009