Martyrbation

A combination of Martyr and masturbation. Used to refer to people (usually christian Americans) who pretend to be persecuted despite being a majority. Usually martyrbators will talk about hypothetical situations in which their religion or ideology becomes illegal or otherwise banned by the government.

Bob posted on face book him pretending to take a mugshot saying "when Christianity becomes illegal". He lives in the middle of Tennessee this is just martyrbation.

by Ivan the ok May 12, 2022

Martyrbation

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the thought of being martyred.

Alice: It's so impossible to be a Christian these days because everyone wants to persecute you.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

martinated

Describes someone who is very angry or upset, usually for a trivial reason.

Oh no, he's martinated because his mom got green grapes instead of the purple grapes he wanted.

by flamingooolvr September 14, 2025