bag of mashed assholes

a visual reference used when describing something very ugly

Geez, have you seen Brian's date? She's uglier than a bag of mashed assholes.

by Dallas "Big D" October 24, 2008

mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

MarShekia

MarShekia is one of the sweetest people on this planet. She can be a best friend, mother and daughter. She is a hardworking individual that puts others first most times. But, when it is her time to relax, she goes all out. She is a great and passionate person, that is creative, understanding and loving. Her man loves and adores her. But be careful....just don't make her mad!

lover, friend, mother, sister, MarShekia

by LadysRUs February 12, 2010

Marshadow

An adorable and absurdly powerful mythical Pokemon released for the 7th generation that the Pokemon Company doesn't want to acknowledge when it comes to actually expanding it's lore.

"So Pokemon I Choose You is out now and I'm curious, how was Marshadow?"
"Huh, what? I forget why it showed up in the movie. It's mostly just there for the sake of being a obstacle..."

by isabelleisqueen October 17, 2018

GET YOUR DINNER MASHED

WHEN ONE RECEIVES ANAL SEX

SHE LIKES ANAL SEX SO I ASKED HER "WANT TO GET YOUR DINNER MASHED?" SHE SAID "BUT OF COURSE"

by KUMGETSUM September 15, 2009

marched

getting dumped after a relationship lasting 2 weeks or less.

Guy 1:me and my girlfriend only went out for 2 weeks and then she broke up with me.
Guy 2: You got marched!

by B-izzle December 24, 2006

mashed potato ass

An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.

My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011