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Markling

The act of placing oneself in the vicinity of a love interest in order to increase one’s chances of meeting and dating.
Remember when Meghan Markle went to Prince Harry’s favorite spot repeatedly until they bumped into each other? I’m gonna do that with my crush. I’m markling him tonight. Stalking but not as creepy.
by Marimeg June 13, 2021
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Marsing

The act of smushing your nuts against someone. It derives its name from the fact that Marzipan is made from mushed nut paste, and also it functions as a parallel to "mooning."
He was just marsing his gym teacher, do you think he'll get expelled?!
by FrankYuji March 1, 2018
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Milk Marketing

When you are jerking off with a random dude at the same time when you two are going to ejaculate you put your penises together and blow your load into each other.
I can't today, i'm going to do my Milk Marketing with Tyler.
by ANDYBOI@))@ November 7, 2018
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Vector Marketing

Vector Marketing is considered the sales arm of Alcas Corporation. They have been reported to the Attorney Generals office which is presently reviewing complaints. The entity Vector Marketing has received over 100 employee complaints (exact number not given). It appears they like to target students in particular for jobs.

Vector Marketing is a company that targets students nationwide to sell Cutco kitchen knives with in-home demonstrations. They are encouraged to sell to their family and friends to start out with and are pretty successful in the beginning, since it's easy to sell to people that care about you and feel obligated to help out. But after that they must rely on referrals, which can be difficult since not too many people want to let stangers into their house to get a sales pitch on knife sets that typically cost several hundred dollars.
Vector Marketing has been doing this for years deceiving tens of thousands of young students and a group called Students Against Vector Exploitation (SAVE) is getting together because they are not going to take it anymore.
by Unbiased Man April 23, 2008
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marcusing

The act of showing up randomly when someone least expects it. Also, the act of trying to take things that don't belong to you.
He came up in our room and was straight up marcusing those cookies.
by Hot Comb Committee October 15, 2009
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Marketing Department

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
The revolution is coming, so I recommended to Jenny that she move out of the marketing department. She laughed at me. Well, my conscience is clear.
by Stargoat August 26, 2013
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Bolshevik Marketing

When you tell the consumer what they "aught" to want, instead of delivering them a product they actually do want.
In an attempt at Bolshevik Marketing, EA Game's chief design officer Patrick Soderlund says not to buy Battlefield 5 if you aren't woke enough.
by Emperor_Volta November 30, 2018
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