Markus

Someone who likes to get hit in the balls for pleasure.

Man Markus I didn’t know you liked that type of stuff.

by Balllllls September 12, 2018

Markus

Good friend. Nice pecker. Can be a great dude but lies too much.

That kid just flopped his dick on the table. What a Markus!

by Gokester February 27, 2019

Markus

He’s just a dick. Plain and simple. Markus’ are usually cheating on girls, lying, and blaming things on other people.

“wow, Markus is a faggot.”

by Jay jay mark December 01, 2019

Markus

A guy that is really gay and likes underage girls. He also loves anal sessions with his guy friends.

He is so gay. I think he is a markus

by D6buwf7 August 27, 2019

Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative. A Markus in most cases is a pussy.

“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”

by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019

Markus

A total dumbass

: who is that

:markus he is kinda stupid

by Aliencookie December 03, 2019

Markus

A markus is a small midget who has sexual encounters with patty and is a teletubby/ pillsbury dough boy.

wow you look like a markus

by milfs March 26, 2019