Marathon

A f--k--g type of thing where people race each other.

My cat ran a f--k--g marathon.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025

Marathon

A big race where people run too long

My cat ran a marathon against my other animals. AKA exotic pets.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025

Marathon Monday

A day where people drink alcoholic beverages, sunrise of Monday morning, until sunrise of Tuesday morning.

Watch Blue Mountain State's episode "Marathon Monday"

by Shippensburg University March 4, 2014

marathon sex

Sex that continues for hours per session, punctuated by winded intermissions wherein the parties involved sweatily seek to restore the normal oxygen-carbon dioxide mix in their blood; Sex that burns as many calories as a marathon.

Our marathon sex session came to an end when both of us were simply too tired to continue.

by howe May 13, 2005

Marathon Method

In Computer Science, a Marathon Method is a method or function that does everything and the kitchen sink. Noobs can't break a decompose a problem so they end up creating methods that do everything in very procedural manner.

I have to refactor this code, these marathon methods are killing me they do everything and you can't re-use anything.

by kodeAssassin December 3, 2013

Marathon Drinking

The act of drinking continuously and progressively throughout the day in hopes of achieving and maintaining an "awesome state" of drunkness. They usually pertain to tailgating events or other events such as St. Patty's, Cinco de Mayo.. or no particular reason on a Friday,Saturday, Monday, Wednesday afternoon. The main idea is to last.
Those who do not make it past 10 pm...epic fail and free to shame.

Anyone want to do another Octobong?
No, I already had four and I want to last this is a marathon not a sprint!

20 beers, 10 jello shots and I'm still alive, victory!

Marathon Drinking is different from other marathons because even those that do not finish still win.

by Adrianna Danger February 18, 2009

Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony

He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner

by Bebe1957 June 11, 2018