by webley December 18, 2005
Get the marathon mug.a.k.a "Running a marathon" or "manathon"
When a group of five or more males masturbate one after another passing lubricant as the baton trying to beat previous records of time or contending groups' records.
When a group of five or more males masturbate one after another passing lubricant as the baton trying to beat previous records of time or contending groups' records.
J: Hey, do you want to go to the bars tonight?
E: That seems like a good idea, but that's in a while.
J: Should we pre-game?
E: I have a better "game," let's get the boys together and-
J and E: RUN A MARATHON!!!!!
(they high five)
J: I will get the lube!
E: I will forsake my self-respect!
E: That seems like a good idea, but that's in a while.
J: Should we pre-game?
E: I have a better "game," let's get the boys together and-
J and E: RUN A MARATHON!!!!!
(they high five)
J: I will get the lube!
E: I will forsake my self-respect!
by EriQ May 19, 2008
Get the marathon mug.a. Oh maaan, i forgot what i did yesterday! I've been high for 3 weeks!
b. Wow man! Stop your marathon!
b. Wow man! Stop your marathon!
by kuncevo_blocc September 1, 2009
Get the marathon mug.An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).
by Face_Bones August 29, 2013
Get the Masturbation Marathon mug.Something of a daily occurance, NCIS is a great show and it seams its so great that they have "Marathon's" almost everyday. Do not get sucked in as these last for 12-24 hours and you will get nothing done.
Person 1: I'm going to work on my project *walks into TV room* EWWW!!! NCIS Marathon! *Two hours later*: Shit I got nothing done!
In short don't get sucked in.
In short don't get sucked in.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 15, 2010
Get the NCIS Marathon mug.A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.
Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.
Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012
Get the Brighton Marathon mug.A day where people drink alcoholic beverages, sunrise of Monday morning, until sunrise of Tuesday morning.
by Shippensburg University March 4, 2014
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