maoware

All software including apps that furthers the evil agenda of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), such as surveillance, censorship, spreading CCP propaganda (like the latest 'Xi Jing Ping Thoughts' online test required by journalists in China to maintain their license to report).

Before going to Mainland China, make sure you uninstall all apps allowing free speech such as facebook, twitter, instagram, telegram, whatsapp, and load it up with Maoware.

Maoware will uninstall all apps and references to Winnie the Pooh on your devices and all accounts associated with it and replace it with the picture of Xi JinPing.

Ready to contribute to the glorious CCP? Upload information about political dissidents with Maoware and they will be promptly suicided.

Want a new organ transplant and cannot wait for a free donor? Check out the latest Maoware for real-time pricing for fresh human organs at discounts prices available.

by XiJinPing October 23, 2019

MAFOWL

Similar to "ROFL" (rolling on floor laughing), "LMAO" (laughing my ass off), and "LOL" (laughing out loud), this expression means "My ass fell off while laughing." This acronym was made for the grammatically correct group that wishes to express their experience of a hilarious situation whilst also remaining somewhat intelligent.

"Dude! This guy thinks he can pwn me MAFOWL."

by Entheory December 15, 2009

Mowlett

The act of only cutting one's front yard while leaving the back yard grass long and unkempt, in order to increase curb appeal and pacify one's spouse and neighbors without spending too much time on the project. Similar to a popular Southern hairstyle.

Thor was tired of Stephanie's nagging about the lawn but also wanted to watch the WNBA finals, so he just gave the yard a mowlett and called it a day.

by The Awkward Quilter May 3, 2013

mawling

Enthusiastic oral sex.

She was mawling me last night.

by lulcake May 21, 2014

meowllars

cat currency. the currency that cats need to afford going to catland. see catland definition

I need meowllars so I can go to catland. ( said a cat with no meowllars)

see catland

by catland admin November 10, 2017

meowlon

meowlon is an amazingly funny person who cares about everyone and is also very sarcastic. she hates people named kakashi and is kind to barbars

wow man you’re too much of a meowlon

by limings January 1, 2022

mawlo

A fucking dumpsterfire of a human being.
A person that, says they will do better and get better grades and proceeds to set the lowest low the teacher has ever seen.
A person that, cannot get anything done and if they do, they do with such shit quality.
And finally, a big repugnant rat that, has the uttermost worst diet.

Wow! That person is being a real mawlo!
Damn, you don't have to mawlo!

by meeeemo October 24, 2022