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MacFlower

A very midgety looking creature that is mostly Native American, it climbs tree's and has opposable toes. It walks around with stringy blonde pigtails, and has a nose the size of a tic-tac. This creature generally fears human beings. A MacFlower's habitat is commonly found in a redwood tree. These species are very rare.
NikVictoria and Maggsiex10 go on a hiking trip.

Nik: OMFG WTF DID YOU JUST SEE THAT MACFLOWER?!?!
Maggie: WHAT?! JUSTIN BIEBER?! WHERE? WHERE!?!?!?!?!1111one
Nik: No, you twit -.-, a MACFLOWER. I swear to god, I just saw one! It just jumped onto that tree branch!
Maggie: What the hell, you're wasting my time. It obviously isn't important enough if it isn't my beloved JUSTIN BEAVER. BEANER. BIEBER**!!
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Mayflower

When person 1 walks up to person 2 and says they're going to do something to person 2, but person 2 doesnt beleive them, then person 1 actually does it. then person 1 says "MAYFLOWER *cuss word*"
Person 1: Hey, i'm gonna knock your water bottle off the table

Person 2: hahah, alright whatever. <--doesnt think he's being serious

*person 1 knocks off water bottle*

Person 1: MAYFLOWER MUTHA FUCKER.
by lolcatfish May 28, 2011
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MacFlower

A short girl with pigtails whom can be very, very annoying and amusing.
Ohhay theres a MacFlower on the barby!
by Danii;; February 14, 2010
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Mayflower mouth

The apparent inability of some white Americans to pronounce non-Anglo-Saxon names correctly. In particular, the clearly deliberate mispronunciation or dispronunciation of such names by a member of the white elite as a way of implying social superiority and deprecating non-white origins. This form of speech suggests a link between the speaker and the original 102 Mayflower settlers, whose names are typical of common early 17th century English names.

Another term for the same syndrome is 'Hamptons lockjaw'. The Hamptons in Long Island are a popular vacationing spot for the wealthy, with some of the highest real estate values in the USA. This term is likely to be a variant on 'Locust Valley lockjaw', or 'Larchmont lockjaw', which make similar geographical references. All are synonyms for the Mid-Atlantic Accent, a mixture of American and British speech habits which was deliberately adopted from the early 20th century by members of the social elite in certain of the original Northeastern colonies - for example, the Boston Brahmins - as a mark of difference and superiority. It was, and is considered unnatural by many because of its exaggerated articulation, involving much clenching of the jaw.
That guy's got a real bad case of Mayflower mouth - he just won't say 'Kamala' right, even after he's heard it. It's insulting.
by Hebdomeros October 29, 2020
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Mayflowered

The act of pounding someone in sales like the mayflower did with the Indians
He just got mayflowered
by Apelife September 2, 2021
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Mayflower truck

The Minions of the Devil, Robert Irsay, who took the Baltimore colts in the middle of the night to Indianapolis without any questions.
Baltimorean: "Hey look over there It's a Mayflower truck, Let's go kick the shit out of it!"
by HalotiNgata December 3, 2010
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Mayflower

Word to describe a butt of nice or large proportion. Because the mayflower feed all the people and has been talked about for years.
That girl hbressler15 has a mayflower.
by Ajswls August 20, 2013
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