man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)

Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.

by The Second Reskatement of Awesome March 9, 2008

man-period

The time a few minutes after a guy gets kicked in the balls, lasts about 10 minutes to about an hour. It includes pain in the abdominal and groin region and the feeling of haveing to shit.

(it is called this because the symptoms are similar the the female period)

Guy 1:Dont touch me!!!

Guy 2:Wats wrong with you?

Guy 1:Sorry im on my man-period.

Guy 2:Oh you must have got kicked in the balls pretty hard then.

by jdank519 March 17, 2009

Man-Period

When a man has a nose bleed. This may or may not happen every month on the man-period mensterul cycle.

Dan:Once i had my period and it came out my nose!

(Dan had his man-period)

by Fannywagon2008 October 23, 2009

Man Period

Man Period is when the boyfriend decides he wants to be a girl and starts acting like he is entitled to be a whiny little bitch. As women, we have to accept the Man Period for what it is. A period without tampons, pads, or blood.

I just want to be up in the mountains, away from everyone so I can get through this awful Man Period that it currently bleeding out of my metaphorical Mangina.

by WarKnees June 29, 2017

Manpering

Male version of Pampering

The lads are going to the Sauna for a bit of Manpering.

by Great_BEF December 16, 2008

Man Period

When a man has anal sex so rough that his arse proceeds to bleed out, much like a conventional period.

I f**ked him so hard in the arse last night he had a man period all over the sheets.

by GoatedNallen July 16, 2009

Maneriod

The act by a male to become irritable or bitchy during his once a month period. Sometimes this syncs with his partner, male or female, and is displayed by a negative and complaining attitude.

Jill was startled when Jack acted like a jerk, acted bitchy and wanted chocolate. Jill soon realized that Jack was on his maneriod and that he just needed some chocolate and a warm blanket to feel better.

by Alicia Pence May 28, 2015