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manorexic

When a woman goes on an extreme diet and/or exercise regime, causing her to stop getting her period, lose her boobs, and generally become very man-like.
"She used to be really pretty, but now she's all manorexic"
by mizztalks2much May 26, 2009
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Manorexic

A man who has a penis and all man parts but says he’s a woman when all the urinals and stalls are full in the men’s room so he can use the women’s restroom
The men’s room was full so he went manorexic
by Eymunds friend April 18, 2023
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manorexic jeans

The totally uncool fashion trend amongst emo kids. Consists of jeans that are waaayyyyy too tight. Often showcasing ones coin purse in the process of being "Cool".
Dude, the emo kids are hanging out down at Hot Topic perusing through the latest manorexic jeans shipment.
by Brain the Great February 26, 2009
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tanorexic

someone who never feels they are tan enough
-she spent all day at the beach and then hit the tanning salon
-OMG she is such a tanorexic!!
by Believe1 November 27, 2009
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tanorexic

A pun that combines the disorder of anorexia with tanning. Is used to describe people, usually white women and teen girls, who are very tan/dark in skin tone. Tanorexics are more specifically women who purposely get tan by either sunbathing frequently or by a fake bake. It was suggested that, like anorexics, they have an addiction to tanning and won't stop no matter how dark they get. Hence, the term tanorexic.
Christina Aguilera was a full-blown tanorexic; Lindsay Lohan is borderline tanorexic.
by isay'uh'toomuch October 28, 2004
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manorexia

The male version of anorexia nervosa, or any general wasting away of the body in men. This eating disorder is commonly seen in starlets but is now affecting men, where they take on the wasted appearance of starving children in third world countries.

This is more often a drug-related issue in men, than the self-esteem issue it manifests as in women.
J.Lo's man Marc Antony has totally got manorexia. The guy looks like Skeletor.
by Lavinia December 23, 2005
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tanorexic

Also called sun worshippers. They see a very pasty pale person when they stare into the mirror. A person who has an obsession with tanning. Not limited to any sex or race, they are predominantly white females. Tanorexics missed the memo that said that too much sunlight, specifically UV rays, is a leading cause of skin cancer, almost as bad as smoking cigarettes like a chimney which many tanorexics indulge in also. Tanorexics can easily be identified as having skin a sickly brown color, taking on a certain shade of poop the darker they get. This skin is many times darker than their sun bleached hair. A tanorexic thinks that dark skin makes them desirable and sexy. If a tanorexic tans many years, their skin takes on a leathery appearance and will form creases and folds, especially on the face, making one look older than their actual age, and possibly uglier than they would have been otherwise. They also keep the cost of insurance rising due to their frequency of skin cancer breakout. The common personality traits of a tanorexic are: sel-absorbtion, dimb-wittedness, and in defiance of common logic about the harmful affects of radiation. They tend to have a large majority of population incidence of skin cancer. The common types of tanorexics include: vain teenage girls, the party girls, the trophy wives (otherwise known as the rich bitches who don't have to work because their husband is a doctor/lawyer/corporate executive), the wrinkled old dark bitches who still think they look good( they fit in the previous category as well).
That wrinkled old tanorexic needs to go indoors and hide her ugly self.

Tanorexics like to sip martinis by the pool side.
by TheAnnihilator October 29, 2006
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