Crime Uproot Ministry

Usually named the C.U.M., the Crime Uproot Ministry is a group of Roblox da hood law enforcement created by the YouTuber TankFish, a notorious war criminal. (Fiction) he leads a community in Roblox named the Chaos Legion and enjoys to do a little trolling.

Person 1: You hear that?
Person 3: OH SHIT
Person 2: IT’S THE Crime Uproot Ministry!
Person 1, 2 and 3: THE C.U.M.!!!

by Sabstrakt June 9, 2022

Ministry of Plenty

It is what some well read men call their dick.

Since were all well fed, I'll fuck you with my Ministry of Plenty.

by drzimo January 30, 2010

Manistrating

When a guy is really emotional and complains during a serten time of a month.

Jay was really bitchy today he must be manistrating.

by The Supreme Emperor June 30, 2016

Yahweh's Restoration Ministry

They are a church that is Jewish/Messianic. They have a fairly popular youtube channel called Yahweh's Restoration Ministry, with over a hundred-thousand subribers. They are located at holts summit, Mo. They keep the 7 Jewish feast days. And they also keep the seven-day sabbath where they broadcast live their sabbath's on youtube. They proclaim the names Yahweh (God) and Yahshua (Jesus). The church is a great church, and kind to everyone.

James: "So Pam do you go to church."
Pam: "No I go to sabbath at Yahweh's Restoration Ministry. They are a Religious group popular on youtube. That believe in many Jewish and Messianic Beliefs."

by Harry Winchester March 1, 2021

ministry of love.

A non-religious service to the people based on love and non-judgment especially for wedding officiating and other celebrations of Love!

We needed a wedding officiant so we looked on-line for a ministry of love.

No one would marry us because we don't belong to a church until we found out about the Ministry of Love.

by KC Minister of Love October 30, 2013

Ministry of Annoyances

A bureaucratic government department that regulates a dubious service that the public could do without, especially requiring forms that are impossible to fill in or obtain, or when a visit for a trivial affair takes up a whole morning.

My passport expired two days before my flight, and by the time the Ministry of Annoyances had finished issuing a new one, the holiday season was over.

by Lior Bar-On April 23, 2006

Ministry of sound

Evolution of sound, meaning safe or ok. often contracted to ministry

person one: see you at eight

person two: ministry of sound

by Elliwart April 12, 2006