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The ill-concieved art of removing male body hair from some areas whilst leaving others in an attempt to look pubescent but not bearish

Usually results in some fairly dire patches of stubble
by Audrey pawdry July 13, 2006
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(a.k.a., manscaping): the philosophy and practice that men should destroy natural manifestations of their masculinity by shaving, clipping, depilating, lasering, or otherwise desecrating the hair of pubes, pits, chests, legs, etc., in a misguided attempt to appear more like pre-pubescent boys for the gratification of old pervs and/or domineering women; the psychological equivalent of castration.
Manscraping: My buddy told me his girl wouldn't go down on him until he manscraped his pubes. What a castrating bitch!

Manscraping: Coach told all the guys on the team they had to manscrape their pits if they wanted to play. What a perv!
by SteveXS January 20, 2012
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Manscape, -ing (v).

1. The male act of shaving, trimming or grooming one's body hair other than facial.

2. Offering free lawn services in order to woo a woman or women.
1. "Dude, you shave down there?"

"Hey man, there's nothing wrong with manscaping."

2. "Hey, weren't you mowing her lawn?"

"She replaced me with some guy willing to do it for free so he can get a chance at her."

"Oh, that probably won't last for long. I doubt manscaping will help him."
by kid2will October 16, 2013
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(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."
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by G-Union February 21, 2004
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to shave or trim ones cackjewfro. aka (frizzy bush on gential area/a jewish chode.)
Manscaping: any jewish penis.
by sexiimexii22 December 14, 2010
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The ancient Algerian art of removing unwanted sexual frustration by way of combining the act of gardening/landscaping with the concept of sexual desire and optimum stress releif.
Sarah, why not pay John a visit? He is taking his break up hard and could do with some serious manscaping....
by NortyNadia July 29, 2019
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The act of spreading your legs apart over one’s personal boundary.

Predominately an act of toxic masculinity, and also sometimes performed by “alpha women
Richard you are manscaping! Give me some room

Can you please move your leg over Jacob, I cannot fit on my chair
by Harvey Pincher August 4, 2023
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